ChatGPT Ads Management

The auction is empty. Your competitors are about to fill it.

ChatGPT is running ads now, and almost no one in your market is in yet. We are the team that turned $66M of ad spend into $643M in revenue. We will run a capped test on ChatGPT for you, in your own account, reconciled to your bank.

See if it fits your account

No pitch deck. 15 minutes. Six founding accounts this quarter, then a waiting list.

Why now, and why it will not last

Around a billion people use ChatGPT every week, and roughly one question in six is commercial. When your buyer asks it for a recommendation, a sponsored slot can appear above the answer. Your competitors can buy it. So can you, for a few dollars a click while the auction is nearly empty.

We are not going to tell you it is 2005 Google. The honest version: the inventory is underpriced against mature search, and it gets more expensive every month as advertisers arrive. The edge is being early, with someone who has actually run scale.

The results are real, and they are ours

Every figure came from a live ad account, run by our founder Aashir Zaib as CMO. These are our numbers on Google and Meta. We have not run your ChatGPT account yet, so we will not quote you a ChatGPT return. We will earn one on a test and show it to you.

£2.84M to £18.49M

Maniere De Voir

6.5x over a year. The growth helped them raise a Series A.

13.7x ROAS

Balmain Hair, Middle East

From a cold start, no direct customers, to $517k.

15.5x ROAS

Veto Pro Pac

Tool bags for tradesmen. Paid social rebuilt from scratch.

2x to 8.1x

Lee Longlands

£151k into £1.23M after the funnel was restructured.

What everyone else selling this gets wrong

The people who started selling ChatGPT ads last month guarantee results, because they have no track record to offer instead. We will not promise a specific return on an auction this young. Anyone who does is guessing with your money.

Instead: we run your budget the way we ran $66M of it, cut what loses in the first hours, and reconcile every result to your bank, because the platform itself admits its click data leaks. If it does not work for your business, we tell you to stop.

The promise

We will not quote you a ChatGPT return yet, because we have not earned one to quote. We guarantee the work and honest measurement. Not a number we cannot control.

How it works

Step one

The test

$2,500 setup + your test media

A capped 30-day test on a slice of your existing budget, in your own account, reconciled to real revenue. A live read on the channel, low risk. Credited to management if you continue.

Step two

Managed

$3,500/mo founding rate

Full ongoing management once the test proves out: context, creative, tracking, weekly optimisation, monthly reporting against your bank. Founding rate for the first six accounts.

See if it fits your account

Three questions. It routes you to the right next step, honestly. If ChatGPT ads are not right for you yet, we will say so.